“Hey Ally, show me the money!”

I just opened my account speaking to Jerry, what a fun personality, a real person! If my interaction with Jerry is an indication of what doing business with Ally is going to be like then I am totally psyched about finally making some money in this crappy economy. Let alone my current bank's sad saving account is only 0.05% APY! I just locked in for 1.64%!!!! Woohoo!!!