“Fees up the Wazzoo”

I opened an account with Chase two weeks ago in order to take advantage of a "free" $125 that comes with keeping an accountfor six months. since that time I have written one check. While doing nothing else with the account, I have recieved $116 in fees. If I had not called to reverse them all, my $125 would be down the drain in less than two weeks, so keeping the account for six months would be ludacris. I see why they pay people to keep their account open.
The first issue was with them charging me for checks without telling me. What bank these days charges you for your first boxs of checks? But even so, what institution would charge you without telling you? So when I wrote my first check, it was insufficient funds. I might have been ok with that except that they charged me for both a returned check fee and an insufficient funds fee when the ceck was cashed. So was it returned or used? I can't be both, yet I was charge for both.
After that, I decided not to use the account because of all the fee's yet somehow two weeks later, I recieved a $35 fee. I called and asked about it, andd they said that there was a form missing. I checked my mail box and found that the form was delivered just that day. They refused to give me back the $35 that I needed for bills until they had this form. How do they excuse holding my money hostage for a form that I had not even recieved yet?
In short this is not a bank, but an elaborate scam to get your money. DO NOT USE CHASE BANK. the $125 is not worth the time and effort needed to constantly monitor my account for their theft. And make angry phone calls to eventually get it back.